8:51 AM, May 21, 2005
Self-Inflicted Wounds
I made breakfast this morning, and painfully stabbed myself in the hand while trying to use a steak knife to open a package of bacon. You would think that suffering to produce a meal like that would cause the food to taste better, but no. The food was definitely tasty, but mostly I just felt the throbbing pain in my left hand, between my thumb and index finger. Be careful when using steak knives for household chores.