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9:16 PM, Nov 18, 2003 toot this
Segways are Stupid
This past week, I inducted another organization into the Hall of Fame of stupidity. The likes of SCO, Adobe, and most american taxpayers have been joined by the Kansas City Police Department. While Brian and I were driving home from somewhere, we spotted a cop tooling around on a Segway leg substitute. These moronic devices, these manifestations of the extent of American sloth, are springing up all over the country, helping protect the right of thousands of public servants to be as obese as they want to be, and the city that hates when you use your legs has dumped untold tens of thousands of hardly collected taxpayer dollars into these ridiculous contraptions.

Kansas City Police Department, I salute your ability to waste our money on making yourself less effective, and encouraging your agents to give up on their primitive body parts. Welcome to the Stupid Hall of Fame!

3 comments

Lev had this to say:
<sup>Stupid!</sup>

I think the segways are neat, but useless, especially when compared to a nice scooter or something.

11:40 AM, Nov 18, 2003

hagakure wants you to know:
You'll never catch me copppers!

* hagakure walks up a step.

4:46 PM, Nov 18, 2003

Some Retard brooked no delay in saying:
Actually, that looks kind of fun. You know. For eight year-olds.

12:58 PM, Nov 19, 2003

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