Weirdest SPAM ever:
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
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No idea what actual purpose it could serve, but I thought it was funny.
2:32 PM, Sep 1, 2003
I have the schematics for the flux capacitor.
2:32 AM, Sep 2, 2003
What was the purpose of that Spam? What are they trying to sell?
1:17 PM, Sep 3, 2003
Read the article, and all will be revealed.
10:26 PM, Sep 4, 2003